The Sixers might have accidentally stumbled back into championship contention

The author humorously argues that the Philadelphia 76ers might be the favorites to win the Eastern Conference next season, demanding this be taken seriously while ironically dismissing significant factors like past performance, proof of concept, and hypothetical injuries.

An honest look at the roster is presented: Tyrese Maxey and Jared McCain are seen as an elite young backcourt foundation. Paul George's poor previous season is framed as an aberration. Rookie VJ Edgecombe is highlighted as a potential star with high upside. Maxey's offensive talent and acceptable defense are emphasized, noting the team's size helps compensate.

The supporting cast, including Oshae Brissett and Quinten Grimes, is deemed capable. Edgecombe and McCain are again noted for their significant potential in a conference where team building seems chaotic.

The state of other Eastern Conference contenders is described as unstable or unimpressive: the Boston Celtics are selling assets, the Cleveland Cavaliers are volatile, the Orlando Magic made a big trade (Desmond Bane), the Atlanta Hawks are building something but remain flawed, the New York Knicks are making coaching changes and signings (Guerschon Yabusele), and the Indiana Pacers/Milwaukee Bucks situation involving Damian Lillard and Myles Turner is presented as chaotic ("shambles").

The author concludes the conference is finally ripe for the 76ers to shine, lacking the past "insurmountable obstacles" like prime Celtics, Kawhi Leonard, or LeBron James. While Joel Embiid's importance is acknowledged (joking about discussing contention without mentioning him), it's suggested the 76ers may have already experienced their downturn ("pre-imploded") and are now positioned to capitalize while others falter. Embiid staying healthy until next July is identified as a key "if". The piece ends reiterating that championship contention always requires luck, and the Sixers' odds deserve serious consideration.